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Written by Gracie-Lou
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Wednesday, 27 August 2008 20:52 |
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Oh what a day!!!!! and not a good Oh!!! It's that time again when we all have to go to the shop that doesn't sell anything! You know the one that's painted all white you wait for ages on a shiney hard floor and it smells funny. There are always loads of other of us pets there and Mummy say's it always costs all the pennies in her purse when we go, but we never seem to bring anything nice home with us not like when we go to the pet shop, and mummy buys us a toy and some chewys each. Mummy and I had to go today and we brough Maggie and Suki along as well, Diggory & Molly didn't have to go today Mummy said they can wait until Christmas before they go. We arrived on Time (so mummy said) but the vet-lady was stuck in Cows....... or Cowes......... Not too sure what Mummy meant by this coz for a vet living on the Isle of Wight that could have two meanings ;) MoooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooo.....
So anywhay back to ME!!! I had to stand on the table and the vet lady stroked me and proded me and looked in my ears....... then she looked at my Foo' Oh the cheek of it!!!!!!! She told mummy that I'm very healthy..... Well what did she expect and some mangey mutt off the streets................. REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm Gracie-Lou Freebush Beauty Queen and the most amazing dog-mummy does she not know this?
After the proding, the poooking and the looking....... she STABBED ME!!!!! Really I mean IT she Stabbed me in the neck!!!!!!! With a great big Stabby thing!!!!! What on earth was that all about????? I was quite put out as you can expect, she didn't even give me a nice treat to make up for it.
Poor Maggie and Suki had to go through all this as well, I tried to warn them before Mummy got the them, but she was too quick and whisked them up onto the table before I could whisper in their ears what was going to happen to them. The nice lady that works the teleee-fone asked us all to get on the "how-fat-R-you" machine and she was happy and told mummy that Suki had lost some weight, but the sad news for Suki was......... she has to stay on her diet!!!!! Ha......... Ha....... that means I still get her share of the leftovers each night. Yippeeeeeeee.
Thinking this was all over and we could settle down for some tea and a kip when we got home.How wrong was I??? Mummy tricked us all by calling us to the yard (with a handful of sweeties) and shoved a great mouthful of "the Horrid White Stuff" into my mouth, she say's it's good for us and it will make the wiggley worms stay away but I'm not too sure it taste Yucky and I can't see how a few muddy worms can taste that bad. Oh Gosh...... then came the Urgggggg!!!! Mummy sprayed me with tingley stuff..... this she say's is for the itchy biters!!!!! it makes my coat feel all ting-er-leeeeey and I had to run around the house rubbing myself against all the beds and sofas. it was great fun as we all started doing it. running backwards and forwards Diggory was slidding across the Carpet and rubbing his chin on the floor..... he looked very silly. Thankfully Mummy didn't do anything else horrid to us today we had a Yummy dinner and I'm off now for a snooze with Porky (that's the one on a diet). Nite..............Nite........... xx
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Last Updated on Sunday, 14 September 2008 18:18 |