Hello everyone. My name is Diggory and I am the result of a drunken night of passion!!!!!!!
My mummy tells me she had to get Daddy really really drunk so he would agree in her having me. She said this happened on a Thursday night. Mummy went to see her friend "the Granny Lady", on the Friday night with the plan to book a baby boy from the Granny lady’s next litter.
When Mummy got to the Granny lady's house she saw me and my bruver in our pen and she fell in love with me.
Not that this is surprising to me because... Well really...who wouldn't love me???

Well I was seven weeks old at this time and was being kept so another lady could choose between me and my matching bruver. Because Mummy and the Granny lady were such good friends she let Mummy choose me and I went home the very same day. The plan was that once I was trained I would live with my Grandma and Grandad most of the time and just come over to see the girlies (that lived with mummy all the time) when they needed me???? I didn’t understand this when I was a baby but I sure do now
Anyway when we got to Mummy's house I found out that I had two big sisters Molly-Jo and Tulula-Belle and a baby sister called Gracie-Lou, she's my favourite friend we are always together and love to curl up in the same basket for a good cuddle. There was also a big bruver at the house called Winston but he didn’t have much to do with me as he was an old man and I wasn't allowed to bother him. There was another puppy his name was Barney and he was only at mummy's house for a little while, then his family came and collected him. I liked Barney we used to have fun playing in the garden and rearranging mummy’s plants. There were also some smaller things that lived at Mummy's house she called them "cats" but I’m sure one of them told me they were called "Hisssssssss and Spittttttttttt" I didn’t like them very much a decided to stay out of their way, until I could trust them.

Not long after I moved in with mummy I became very ill and had to stay at the vets away from my new mummy. I cried and cried all the time coz I missed her and Gracie so much. This crying thing worked coz after two nights mummy came to get me. She had to take some time off work, so she could look after me, we would spend all day together and mummy would sleep with me downstairs in case I felt poorly in the night. Mummy fell so much in love with me she couldn't let Granny and Grandad have me so I go there sometimes on holidays and they spoil me something rotten. I fell so much in love with mummy I started to follow her everywhere. I remember having some problem with the stairs when I was little but now I go everywhere I want in the house.

When I was about six months old Molly-Jo started to smell really rather nice..... I’m not sure what she smelt of but I wanted to be with her always. Mummy made her sleep in the kennel at night. Because she needed to be safe... safe from what????? I missed Molly at night when she was in the kennel so I used to lay by the back door and cry for her. Mummy said that I made so much noise I could come and sleep in the bedroom upstairs with her and Daddy. So for the last five years that’s where I go at bedtime the girlies have to sleep in the kitchen and I get to go upstairs with Mummy. The girls think I sleep in the bed with mummy but I don't really I have a lovely soft basket and mummy rests her hand on my head all night.
Now I'm a big boy I know why the girlies smell so nice it's because they want to have babies with me. They are so lucky to have such a handsome husband as me. I look after them all and never let them get jealous. I even get to meet other girlies from time to time they drive to meet me and mummy lets me get all friendly with them. I’m very good at this little trick and the ladies always go away happy and full of babies. Well enough about that!!!!!!
Mummy says I'm a bit of a big gob, they all say I have Turrets Syndrome not sure what this is but I just have to tell everyone what a happy little doglet I am. so that means I talk a lot!!!!! Especially when I'm out on a walk or walking about the house or playing in the garden......Oh that's most of the time…..maybe I’m am abit chatty??
I love my cuddles as well I can manage to keep quiet when I have a cuddle with my Mummy.

As well as the girlies I have two best friends they are called "Honk Honk" and "Bob2". Honk Honk is my daytime friend and I run around the house with him most of the day and Bob2 is my bedtime buddy, he used to live downstairs but mummy got fed up bringing him in from the garden all wet so now he lives in my upstairs basket. I have lots of other toys and babies as well but these two are my favorite. Mummy doesn't let the others play with these HonkHonk and Bob2 they are just MY babies.

When we moved to the isle of Wight I had to stay and be spoilt at granny's for a long time. When Mummy finally came and got me I ran to the car and stayed there until she had had some lunch and was ready to take me home with her……… I never want to be without Mummy for that long again. I love Granny but Mummy is best and this is where I'm supposed to be. Mummy takes us down to the park each morning and we run on the beach every afternoon. Well the girlies do I have to stay on the lead because I'm too norty and I have to run and run....if mummy takes the lead off.  That's ok cause I always come back but the baby girlies come with me and they can't run as fast as me and I nearly always leave them behind. Oppppps I think that makes me a bad boy???

So that's me and the story so far of my life. I think I'm rather a lucky little chap!!!!!